A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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haha black people :D

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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