A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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the economy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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