What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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american idol

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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