Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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