- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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