- Anti Joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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