- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Once upon a time a was born

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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