- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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