- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Donald Trump

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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