- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Killing your friend as a joke.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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