- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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