Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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deez nuts

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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