- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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