Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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