Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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