What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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