Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Yanter, Look it up

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

0 + 0 = 0

Brain fart

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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