- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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