- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How old are you? 7

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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