What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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womans rights...

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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