Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Ross.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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