yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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