What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

every knight i see an owl at window

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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