what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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These Jokes suck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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WNBA

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Anti Joke

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