- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Go away still nothing to see

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

i found waldo.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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