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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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