Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Feminism.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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