- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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