- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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