See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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woman's lacrosse

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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