- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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