- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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