- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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