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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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