- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

i wonder who made this website? a human

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Im taking a shit right now.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

penis. nuff said.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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