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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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