why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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