knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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