- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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