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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Pain Olympics.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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