"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Read a Book.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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