- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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