a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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