What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Women's rights.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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