A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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