Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Get on the boat.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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