How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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