What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A man penetrates another man.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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