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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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