- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

These Jokes suck.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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