- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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