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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

i saw amango it splootered

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Communism hehe xd

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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