Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

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