Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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