Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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