Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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