What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Ily bae

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96

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats a joke

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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