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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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