- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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