How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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