- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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