Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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