- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

GOODBYE

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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