yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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