- Anti Joke

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

the economy.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.