Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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