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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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