Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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