- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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