Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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