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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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