- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Once upon a time a was born

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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