- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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