Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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