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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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