- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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