roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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