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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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