Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Turkey Balls

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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