- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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