No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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