- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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