Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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