- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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