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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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