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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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