- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

outside your comfort zone

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Jimmy Saville

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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