- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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