- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

i saw amango it splootered

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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