a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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womens rights

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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