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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

i saw amango it splootered

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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