- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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