A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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