- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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