What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Women.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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