- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

womens rights

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What does? 42

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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