whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Everybody will die

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Anti Joke

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