What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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