A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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