- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

womans having rights.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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