Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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