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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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