- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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