- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I am quite mature.

A black man walks out of a police station

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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