- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

your face

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man penetrates another man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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