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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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