- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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