- Anti Joke

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking