Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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