- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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