- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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