- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally