What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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