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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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