So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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