Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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