- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

womans rights...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.