did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I'm Polish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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