What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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