- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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