A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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