- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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