- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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