Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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