what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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