women's rights.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

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