- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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