Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

^ That's not even funny ^

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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