What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what did one computer say to the other .........

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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