- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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