What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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