Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Robin, get in the car!

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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