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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

hola said the chinese man

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

knock knock... ...no answer

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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