A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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