Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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