- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

outside your comfort zone

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.