- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Diarrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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