- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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