Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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