- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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