Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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