A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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