- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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