- Anti Joke

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.