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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock! Just kidding.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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