- Anti Joke

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.