Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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A man did not like this site

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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it was all Tagart

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