Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

u know whats a crime? rape

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

my penis

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Anti Joke

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