- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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