Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

All of these jokes are about white people

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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