- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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