- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

womens rights.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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