- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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