Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

An anti-joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Turkey Balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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