XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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