what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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