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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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