- Anti Joke

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh