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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.